Teenormous T-shirts

Made from 100% Cotton this dark charcoal-gray t-shirt features an almost proto-classic image of Batman preparing to don his cape and cowl accompanied by text underneath suggesting the importance of.....wearing protection. As in...protective clothing. Yup. Nothing else implied here folks. Nope. Anyway this particular Batman tee featuring Bruce Wayne in mid-transformation is from the master t-shirt technicians at Junk Food. So yes the usual Junk Food attributes apply: extremely soft extremely limited and....open to more unseemly interpretations.

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray t-shirt features the mighty Uru hammer Mjolnir; sacred godly-forged weapon wielded by the mighty Thor Norse god of Thunder! Now there are a few stipulations for those who seek to wield such a divine mincing device. Thankfully these stipulations are conveniently inscribed on the side of the hammer (as clearly shown on this AWESOME Thor t-shirt)! Breaking it down you need to be worthy. This means a lot of things really. This does NOT include those who are worthy eaters sleepers or poker players. We're talking about moral inflexibility here. You have to be good want to spread the good around and more importantly protect the greater good regardless of the price. Is this you? Okay then go ahead. Lift it. Thor's at the bar so you have about ...oh about 16 hours to try to lift the thing.

ZOMBAID T-Shirt (Shawn of the Dead) Inspired by Shaun of the Dead, this shirt is a must have for the zombie or zombie fan in your life. Made of 100% heavyweight cotton this ZOMBAID tee will give you the comfort, style and protection you need when dealing with the undead. Remember "They're not through living... if you're not through giving" *Note Zombie bites are very contagious. Avoid zombie bites at all costs. If bitten by a zombie immediately give up all hope as you will soon join the legions of the walking dead. If you feel that you are becoming a zombie, please order this shirt immediately. The ZOMBAID t-shirt will not offer you any additional protection but it will be some really good advertising for us.

Key Features of the Element Protect Freedom T-Shirt: Cotton/poly/rayon blend 30/1 Front screen print with inside neck print

Leprechaun Protection League t-shirt. The little guys can't survive forever without your help! Become one of the secret society who protect the little green guys with this leprechaun t-shirt. Without them your beer would never be green on saint patricks day! They will fall into legend to never be heard of again unless you show the leprechauns your support. ?