Description This Upset George Costanza Shirt features a quote from George in the episode where he is hanging out with Jimmy, a guy who always refers to himself in the 3rd person. George states that "George is getting upset".   

Description This George Costanza Shirt features the Seinfeld character from the episode where he has to move back in with his parents because he is out out of work. He bumps into a woman on the street and she is amazed at how perfect his hands are, launching his hand modeling career. His career only lasted an hour.   

"George Costanza ""The Jerk Store"" T-Shirt. This shirt is based on the episode call ""The Comeback"" The 147th episode, or the 13th episode of the 8th season. George Costanza uses the term ?jerk store? as a part of a comeback to one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly catches George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, Reilly remarks: ""Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."" Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: ""Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."" George suffers from l'esprit de l'escalier and becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of ""jerk store"" as a comeback mainly because ""there are no jerk stores."" Elaine suggests, ""Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent."" Jerry offers,

Description This Seinfeld shirt features George Costanza and his claim that "It's Not A Lie If You Believe It". This was his advice to Jerry when asked how he manages his lies.   

Description In the Seinfeld episode "The Maid", George decides that his name has taken him as far as he can go with it. He wants the nickname T-Bone. Sadly for George, T-Bone is given to a coworker. When George explains to his coworker that he was supposed to be T-Bone he becomes very animated and flails his arms like a monkey. Kruger gives George the nickname KOKO. They eventually present him with this shirt, with KOKO printed on the back. The back of the shirt is not double zero, it's oo, as in oo oo ah ah, the sound that monkeys make. Did you know that one of the girls down at the maid service is named KOKO? That girl's alright.