Superman vs Kryptonite Junk Food T-Shirt

Made from 100% cotton this cream colored t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of Superman losing in the battle against Kryptonite...or faking this whole susceptibility to Kryptonite thing and taking a well deserved nap. I mean the guy's on call 24/7. It's the only way to get people to back the hell off! This Superman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so it's high quality super-soft very limited and very...very.....sleeeepy. ZZzzzzzzzzzzz. Oops. Must be near some Kryptonite. HAH!
male - adult
$24.99 from Superhero Stuff

Like this shirt? Here are some others you might like:

  • Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed vintage image featuring Thor versus one of Galactus' more "hot tempered" heralds Firelord! HAH! See what I did there? "Hot tempered?" HAH! Anyway Thor's pretty damn powerful but Firelord's no slouch. He's a herald of the timeless infinitely powered being Galactus so...yeah he could kick your brother's ass at the very least. Anyway I wonder who's going to win this one...Okay probably Thor. I think Firelord has a habit of "burning out." HAH! I did it again! See? "Burning out?" Anyway this is a high end junk Food T-Shirt meaning this baby is extremely limited exponentially soft and (giggle) a "hot seller!" HOOOO!
    male - adult
    $27.99
  • This is an officially licensed DC Comics product. This t-shirt features Superman and says "Superman vs. Kryptonite"
    male, female - adult
    $12.99
  • Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather blue t-shirt features a classic slightly distressed image of Superman flying underneath his very own logo and right beside the proclamation that he is indeed the originator of the "fist pump." Or someone else coined the term long after Superman had been "fist pumping" the hell out of villainous sentient planets or something then reminded us all after the fact that Superman's globe-splintering was indeed the "original." Something like that. Anyway this Superman tee is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's high quality super-soft extremely limited and....original-ish.
    male - adult
    $24.99
  • Made from 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton this soft yellow t-shirt features a vintage-in-appearance (purposely distressed) Superman symbol as part of the apparent Superman Muscle Building Club graphic. Yep if you're part of the Superman Muscle Building Club you're probably pretty damn strong. Your workout probably consists of flying laps around the sun bench pressing star clusters and head butting holes through dimensional membranes. Yep welcome to club Superman. Unfortunately membership tends to kill non-powered persons within 15 seconds of the first session...with a free trainer! This Superman tee is from high-end t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning it's super-soft super-limited and....a flag of remembrance for past members whose corpses are still being identified outside Earth's atmosphere.
    male - adult
    $27.99
  • Made from 80% Cotton and 20% Polyester this heather gray Juniors t-shirt for women features a slightly distressed Superman Shield Symbol...in the midst of a party? It looks like this Superman Symbol tee is having quite the time actually. Just as long as it cleans up all that confetti that seems to be exploding from it. Since this tshirt is from Junk Food it's an extremely limited print very soft and very high quality. And very sociable!
    female - adult
    $23.99