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Every good super-villain has this Superman Metropolis University T-Shirt in the closet somewhere. Brainiac wears one when he plays 3 on 3 at the city gym Silver Banshee must have a dozen of them even Bizarro. Well he ties it around his ankle and spins clockwise but you get the point. If you want to be a Superman villain this is the gear you need; the simple classic design of university athletic departments everywhere on a 100% cotton heather grey t-shirt.

We had originally designed this 100% cotton Superman Solar Symbol T-Shirt to be based on Kryptonian technology. Unfortunately when exposed to yellow sunlight the Superman Solar Symbol T-Shirt gained super powers and began to cause anarchy in the waking world. You know how hard it is to explain to somebody why you ripped their car door off the handle? "Hey It is the shirt man! I swear it!" That excuse really doesn't cut it though it doesn't really help explain things to onlookers either. Look Superman and Co. would be relatively powerless on their home planet(which is bathed in red sunlight). Their bodies react to our yellow sunlight by super charging their entire system! I wonder what would happen if we visited a red sun? Hmm perhaps this could be motivation for more exploration of the solar system. Hey might as well sport the Superman Solar Symbol T-Shirt on the trip!

Made from 100% cotton this Superman Comic Covers T-Shirt shows off DC Comics' flagship Man of Steel doing some of his favorite things! Well these were all old school comic covers at one point but truth be told good ole' Superman really did enjoy every one of these events. We have an image of Superman claiming a planet for America much like Stretch Armstrong and the Moon (he was immortalized by the doll of the same name I believe). The 2nd image shows off Superman breaking up a Rock' Em Sock' Em robot game. The 3rd image is Superman harassing the local barber Cranky the Obsessive Compulsive Stylist. The 4th image is one of Superman unlocking his home made pillow fort. The 5th is an image of Superman's parents getting young Kal-El his first Christmas present and the last image is Superman stealing Batman's spotlight. Ah yes good times to be had for all.

Nothing like Superman on patrol right? Saving kittens from trees stopping car accidents and preventing World War III...all before you finish your lunch break! Hey there is a reason why we call him SUPER Man. Anyways why don't you take a look see at this 100% cotton Superman Iconic Pose- T-Shirt! You know the pose...the ever vigilant Superman overlooking his beloved Metropolis making sure the likes of Lex Luthor stop putting kittens in trees. Now if they were Kryptonite Kittens it would be an entirely different story...