Superman Bizarro Don't Want You (30 Single) T-Shirt
Made from 100% Cotton this white t-shirt features a faded image of Superman's imperfect twin Bizarro telling you that he actually does in fact want you. You see Bizarro has a lot of characteristics that are very similar to Superman and some that are very much the opposite. Like his speech for example. Bizarro says the opposite of what he means (most times and depending who writes him) so when they asked Bizarro to lead this particular recruitment drive for....whatever....they worked with what they had. Surprisingly no one signed up for...whatever. This is a 30 Single T-Shirt meaning it's made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer and a bit more form fitting. This is a higher quality tee that is absolutely not for Bizarro enemies. We're very fluent in Bizarro here.
male - adult
male - adult
$21.99 from Superhero Stuff
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