Teenormous T-shirts

Classic Start Wars Stormtroopers take on an Andy type painting. Who said Art Deco died in the 70s... it's still alive 2000yrs in the future! Get this classic Tshirt today and be the envy of all your Star Wars loving friends!

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this white zip-up hoodie simulates the armored appearance of a Stormtrooper! NEATO! But now the reason you're all here: The hood zips up to form a fully enclosed Stormtrooper cowl with thinly meshed see-through eyes! NEATO! Anyway yes this hooded sweatshirt simulates the Stormtrooper's uniformed torso in printed black outline and very light icy-blue hues. Yup. Anyway if you happen to be a fan of Star Wars or...maybe....Stormtroopers...perhaps this hoodie is an appropriate purchase. Perhaps.

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this soft lightweight zip-up hoodie simulates the armored appearance of...the dreaded Stormtrooper! AAAH! Yes we have another version of the Stormtrooper costume hoodie but this one...this one is a bit more authentic in appearance. Check out the printed graphics detailing the plating! Check out those embroidered circular...black things allowing the Stormtrooper to....breathe maybe. Check out the black sections simulating reinforced plating along the sleeves! Turn it around for more printed details and an embroidered version of that little backpack thing protruding from a trooper's back. But now the reason you're all here: the hood zips up to form a fully enclosed (simulated ) Stormtrooper helmet! And it's got thinly meshed see-through eyes! NEATO!Yeah so this is a high quality AWESOME item that is a cut above our last Stormtrooper costume Hoodie. Not saying that one is crap or anything. I mean the guy who wore that one Bif he was good guy. A good

Made from 100% Cotton this light blue t-shirt available in juvenile sizes features a slightly distressed image of a Stormtrooper....and the denoted proclamation that this particular Stormtrooper is property of......"Mommy." Okay specifically it's the wearer of the t-shirt being referred to as a Stormtrooper and...well....the wearer is obviously extremely young still in need of this...this aforementioned Mommy-person. I don't remember anything about Star Wars ever being this complex. Yes it's cutesy but.....is Mommy a clone? An officer of the Empire? A cloned officer of the Empire? These thoughts churn and.....keep churning.

Made from 100% Cotton this white t-shirt features the various emotions a Stormtrooper might express while tirelessly dedicating his services to the Empire. However you may notice the expressions appear....similar. Actually upon closer examination it looks like Stormtroopers may be....unable to emote. They're clones y'know. Maybe the more times you clone something the less...sensitive the process. Perhaps emotions dull by the time the 354th clone tumbles off the conveyor belt. Yeah maybe. Maybe by clone number 1000000 you get a Stormtrooper who excels at...drooling. Anyway if you're a fan of Star Wars and of course those lovable Stormtroopers perhaps you let this particular tee sit in your (virtual) shopping cart a while. Yeah see what it looks like. Maybe it really holds the cart together.