Attitude - Statistics

You can't believe everything you hear...we heard that 67% of statistics are made up, but that 54% of them are correct.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a purposely distressed yellow and blue X-Men symbol! The X-Men are individuals affected by a sudden inexplicable leap in evolution. Individuals sought out by one Professor Charles Xavier as he prepares to defend this newly expressed genetic anomaly from those who misunderstand it seek to control it or...fear the ever lovin' #### out of it! Yeah. Anyway cool old school X-Men t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt. Think of "30 Single" as being comparable to the X-Factor. Yeah think of it like that.

It's a statistically proven fact.

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue t-shirt features a few images of the Joker having a little fun before your impending death. The theatrics are an absolute must when the Joker decides your life will be today's punch line. The Joke? You lived your life thinking you were immune to this sort of thing. You thought it only happened to other people; to statistics on a chart or unfamiliar faces on a broadcast. It was like fiction that was more 3 dimensional but never quite real....until today. Today you sit at the table as the Joker deals your final card.....and asks you to smell the flower on his lapel. This is the t-shirt to help remind one to NEVER under ANY circumstances move to Gotham city regardless of the promised pay raise.