Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features the Master Schematics of the Empire's most powerful most diabolical weapon of mass cosmic destruction the Death Star! Want to know where the bathrooms are located? Check out the t-shirt! Want to know the feeding schedule for the trash compactor beast? Refer to the t-shirt. Oh wait...that's not on there either. Ok how about....the location of the Death Star Gymnasium? It's got to be on....nope. It's not on there. Ok sorry. This Star Wars t-shirt is pretty useless. Although these so called "schematics" are printed on a 30 Single t-shirt so you have a tee made with a higher thread count....making it softer than average. At least there's that.

Only Darth Vader could be on a pink shirt and still be super bad ass! Not that I'm picking on the color pink...but you know; it isn't exactly a color that is associated with the Dark Side and the Lord of Sith! Well that's okay. I always thought Korriban and the Death Star could use a little bit more pink. All that black and red...they need some color! Say does this 60% cotton 40% polyester Star Wars Vader's Posse Pink Juniors T-Shirt catch your eye? It features Darth Vader and two his best Stormtroopers...the only two Stormtroopers to ever hit anything! That automatically makes them the best soldiers in the entire berth of the Empire! It looks like they are going to rent one of those 3 person bikes and go for a ride through Alderaan...no wait scratch that. Nar Shadda would probably be more appropriate!

This is a great 100% cotton Star Wars Ship Diagrams 30 Single T-Shirt which shows off the schematics for the TIE Fighter X-Wing and Millennium Falcon. You see in the future having some lines pointing to random parts of the craft is enough for the engineers in Star Wars to put something together! No insert part A into slot B here folks...it's straight up cut and dry! I always wanted a TIE Fighter; mainly for the sound effect. Heck I wish my car would make that screaming noise of the twin-ion engine. I bet those things get great mileage. Oh and I almost forgot to mention - this shirt is made from a 30 single thread count making this shirt softer than the average tee.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features the illustrated heads of some of your favorite Star Wars characters! There's a Storm Trooper! Not sure which one specifically... I mean I heard someone call him Steve but.....Anyway there's Luke in his X-Wing Pilot Gear! There's Boba Fett! There's Darth Vader! Getting...harder to (cough)..breathe....There's Yoda! There's that little laughing Muppet Salacious Crumb! There's princess Leia! She sure is sassy! There's R2-D2! There's C3-PO! They're not speaking right now! There's The Emperor himself! There's Chewbacca! There's a Tusken Raider (also commonly referred to as a "sandperson")! There's a Gamorrean Guard! There's Han Solo! What a devil! And there's Jabba the freakin' Hut! He plays fair! This Star Wars tee is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making this a softer-than-average t-shirt!

Oh it is so beautiful and much softer than normal t-shirts...it is the 100% cotton Star Wars Boba Fett Gun Paint 30 Single T-Shirt based on the galaxy's best bounty hunter ever! This t-shirt features a highly distressed image of our main man and the symbol of the mighty Mandlorians! Boba Fett is the best because he always keeps his mask on - that's what we like to call professional. He also leaves kittens in place of his captured prey! That's consideration. Anyways Boba Fett hails from the Mandalore clan which are essentially space Spartans. They thrive in combat and honor above all us! Not entirely sure if being digested slowly by the sarlacc pit is considered a 'glorious death'. Better than dying before Xerxes though I suppose.