The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

I never quite understood why people wanted Greedo to shoot first. Do all of our heroes need to have Superman morals? The alien bounty hunter came in was going to take Han Solo to his probable death and people get angry because Han took the initiative and killed somebody before he had a chance to kill him. Isn't that the whole idea of a preemptive strike? Maybe we should discuss this factor with politicians I'm sure they'll be able to shed some light on things. This great 100% cotton Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt comes to us all the way from Mos Eisely...okay maybe not but it does come from Junk Food who only makes collectible and extremely rare t-shirts! Get the Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt before Greedo shoots first which causes Han Solo to shoot early but Greedo realizes it and shoots before he even shoots...wait; I think we found a paradox.

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