Star Wars Death Star Pinata 30 Single T-Shirt

Star Wars Death Star Pinata 30 Single T-Shirt
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Made from 100% Cotton this soft light blue t-shirt features an image of....what things have come to. The war is over...for now. The Rebellion has won...kind of. Anyway with all this down time available it's time to celebrate the now legendary victories against ubiquitous tyranny and planet-sized weapons of mass destruction favors. That's right; it's time to take the artifacts of a turbulent history and reproduce them as party games and giveaways. As a child you were told about the fierce battle of Yavin where Rebel forces defeated barely the power of the Imperial Death Star. You're turning 12 next week so...don your ceremonial Luke Skywalker robe; your official Rebel helmet with blast-shield and low-charge lightsaber. Spin you around...12 times....NOW SWING! TAKE A SWING AT THE DEATH STAR DANGLING FROM YOUR CEILING FAN! NO! YOU JUST HIT YOUR MOTHER!!!!! TRY AGAIN!This Star Wars t-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!