Star Wars Taze Me T Shirt This is an officially licensed Star Wars t-shirt.

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I never quite understood why people wanted Greedo to shoot first. Do all of our heroes need to have Superman morals? The alien bounty hunter came in was going to take Han Solo to his probable death and people get angry because Han took the initiative and killed somebody before he had a chance to kill him. Isn't that the whole idea of a preemptive strike? Maybe we should discuss this factor with politicians I'm sure they'll be able to shed some light on things. This great 100% cotton Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt comes to us all the way from Mos Eisely...okay maybe not but it does come from Junk Food who only makes collectible and extremely rare t-shirts! Get the Star Wars Han Solo Shot 1st Junk Food T-Shirt before Greedo shoots first which causes Han Solo to shoot early but Greedo realizes it and shoots before he even shoots...wait; I think we found a paradox.

Star Wars Don't Taze Me Bro! T-Shirt is made from 60% cotton and 40% polyester and features a soft printing technique that gives the image a slightly distressed look! That's important when dealing with Star Wars shirts because everybody enjoys that vintage goodness. Our grandchildren's grandchildren will love Star Wars...the series is classic and everlasting! Unfortunately the Emperor himself was not classic or everlasting. Sure Vader tossed him down a hole but he stuck around for 10 years jumping through the bodies of clones. Hey it gave him more opportunities to zap people with force lightning and have them utter his favorite phrase 'Don't taze me bro!' Little does Luke Skywalker know is that the Emperor actually invented that internet meme so it may be quite some time before he relents. Might as well get this great Star Wars Don't Taze Me Bro! T-Shirt before it tries to turn us to the dark side!