Man that second Death Star really burned a hole in the Empire's pocket. Sure that first one was completed in no time but when the Rebels blew it up the Empire still had loans to pay back. Not wanting to be outdone by a rabble of teenagers the Empire ordered the construction of a 2nd Deathstar. Unfortunately at this point their credit was ruined and they had to take several loans with interest through the roof! When the bank started knocking Darth Vader had to make the tough call of selling off his beloved Star of much Death-itude. Instead of pesky little fliers though he decided to go the route of extremely fine 50% polyester 50% cotton Star Wars Deathstar For Sale Junk Food T-Shirt! Junk Food is known the galaxy wide for some of the highest quality t-shirts ever made and the softness of this t-shirt is enough to get even the Emperor to wince a little bit.

Get the money dolla dolla bill ya'll. Sorry after taking a look at this 80% cotton 20% polyester t-shirt from Junkfood I was suddenly overtaken by my urban side. It's either that or I've watched far too many episodes of the Chappelle show. C-3PO has some definite style but he really needs to work on that personality. You can be as shiny as you possibly can be but if you spend your time worrying and being a nervous wreck(specially for a robot) then people are going to treat you with a bit of contempt ya heard? This incredibly soft t-shirt features C-3PO asking for money because clearly he is gold. Unless he has some suicidal tendency and he's trying to give away pieces of himself but then again that would be just plain weird.

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Description This Star Trek t-shirt features a distressed graphic print of the U.S.S. Enterprise Logo.

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.