Teenormous T-shirts

Description Captain Kirk must have seen "Lazy Sunday" too many times. This Star Trek t-shirt features Captain Kirk and the line, "The trouble with tribbles: They're Crazy Delicious".

Description This Star Trek t-shirt features Dr. "Bones" McCoy, Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock in the Enterprise's transporter. Kirk is ordering Scotty to, "Beam Me The Hell Outta Here!"

Description This Star Trek t-shirt features the profiles of Mr. Spock, Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy and Scotty, boldly going where no man has gone before.

Description This Star Trek t-shirt features Communications Officer Uhura, unable to make out a message, which is why she's thinking "Say What?!".

This licensed Star Trek t-shirt has detailed instructions on how to perform a Vulcan nerve pinch.1. Sneak up behind a "volunteer"2. Place hand over the trapezius nerve bundle at the base of the neck.3. Apply generous amounts of pressure until volunteer faints. Adult - Carolina Blue T-ShirtThe t-shirt being modeled is an Adult Medium.