As part of his effort to keep the forest a family place, Mayor Brownbear announced a plan to clean up the notorious Nutpacking District, a stretch of hollow trees known for its "exotic squirrel" clubs. Under the mayor';s proposal, clubs that allow heavy petting would hereby be prohibited from selling birdseed. And all clubs would have to close by the time the owls come out. "It';s outrageous," said club promoter Jimmy Acorn, who owns both The Bushy Tail and Woodchuck';s. "The real losers in this are the flying squirrels, who are nocturnal. Now where are they supposed to go to see a little fur?" But the mayor can count on support from the conservative group Focus on the Forest, which helped pass a previous law defining marriage as between one deer and one doe.
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