Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features a classic slightly distressed image...taken right out of those "old-timey" Spidey comics! Yepps! And for your viewing pleasure the most spine-chilling battle of the month! Yes even more spine-chilling than Spiderman's monthly battle with the landlord! Yes even more spine-chilling than Spiderman's battle with 3 homeless people begging him to stop crying over their sleep-boxes! Every damn night he perches himself on the roof right above 'em and sobs about..about Gwenn this and MJ that and the rent this and the Green Goblin that. Yup. Anyway this is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features an image of Captain America standing proudly in front of his usual patriotic color scheme. It's red white and blue all the way for Captain America baby! There ain't no "Commie" pink on this t-shirt friends. Well I guess if the red fades...Anyway yeah it's Captain America and...and these colors don't bleed baby! Yeah! Ever see Cap punch a man in the face for no apparent reason? Yeah? And why? Because that man....that man was a Nazi sympathizer! How did Cap know? He didn't...but the ghost of Theodore Roosevelt never lies! Anyway cool Captain America t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% cotton this dark soft black wash t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman/ Peter Parker experiencing the effects of his renown Spider-Sense! Why is your Spider-Sense tingling? Because maybe just maybe...I'm sneaking up behind you with this freakin' Deathalyzer Cannon!!?? I'm just so sick and tired of you planting yourself to the wall next to my window and balling your eyes out about...about Gwen and JJ and Aunt May and the rent and...UGH!!! There has GOT to be another wall somewhere else.. where people AREN'T TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!! You horse's @$$!!!!!! Ahem. Yeah this Spiderman t-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count meaning it's softer than the average t-shirt.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features...well it's pretty obvious. It's Spiderman's huge freakin' noggin! Good gravy if this t-shirt doesn't successfully scare children and the elderly back into their homes or into the comfort of their parents' arms....sheesh. I mean Spiderman's a freakin' menace. Just a glance of his head from 10 miles away is enough to induce trembling in children under 7 and adults over 62. Anyway this Spiderman t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count making it noticeably softer than the average less terrifying t-shirt!

OH MY! It looks like Spider Man is coming back with a vengeance! All that jive talking about him being emo or whining and now he's swinging with such intensity that he shifts the color of the city! Wowzah. Guess he had a lot building up eh? One day poor ol Spidey...just decided to snap! CUKOO-CUKOO! That won't ever happen again. I'm sure it got retconned somewhere along the line or turned out to be a clone or another dimension. Suppose we lucked out there no? At least we have this fantastic 50% cotton 50% polyester Spiderman Strikes Back Kids T-Shirt for the children to remember the day Spider Man lost it. It'll serve as a good role model for your wee wall crawler!