Believe it or not this 100% cotton Cobra Distressed Symbol Black 30 Single T-Shirt is slowly driving my co-workers slowly insane. Not because this t-shirt oozes insanity but because the operations manager and I have been shouting 'COBRA (cobra)' at each other for at least 6 hours. I'm not even kidding either. We're singing the freakin' Cobra theme song to anything that follows the sound of COBRA - so far we've managed to fit YO-DA and GOB-LIN in there. Check back in a few weeks and we'll probably have a few more. Anyways this fantastic Cobra 30 Single T-Shirt features the terrifying visage of the Cobra Organization and may cause certain weak willed GI Joes to cower in their under-roos. This shirt is also has a 30 single thread count meaning it is way more soft than those sissy Joe shirts!

If Spiderman can do what Spider can then does he do all of the really annoying things that come associated with spiders? Does he spend his days webbing up my basement by the water heater? Does he capture bugs and save those tasty little morsels for later? Does he scare the bejezus out of people? Does he spend time kicking people off tuffets? Probably not in retrospect. Spider-man isn't allowed to do anything remotely resembling fun! I kid I kid. He's not the little emo boy he started off as though from time to time we still get an echo. We can just tell him to cheer up with this 100% cotton 30 single t-shirt! I would love to have a shirt made in my colors...wouldn't you? This t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt almost like it is made from spider silk! Wait...maybe that's what Spiderman does all day!

Made from 100% cotton this soft light navy blue t-shirt features the freakin' SHIELD symbol! It's like....blending in --all stealthy like-- with the base color of the t-shirt! Is this the result of those new SHIELD counter intelligence nanotech based camouflage systems? Maybe? Possibly just a little? Ahem. Yeah SHIELD: They're a highly effective extremely well armed and outfitted science/military division set in the Marvel Comic Book universe. When there's a super-person throwing fits in an Outback Steakhouse SHIELD gets the call. Usually. Unless Spiderman already happens to be eating at said Outback. SHIELD is actually an acronym that stands for Strategic Helpful Intelligence Excitable Litigious Demonstrative. That's what Dum Dum told me anyway right before he passed out. Oh and this SHIELD tee is made with a higher 30 Single thread count so it's noticeably softer than the average non-SHIELD Communist-Nazi-Hydra t-shirt.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features a Captain America shield symbol...coming undone; fracturing into shards that....also happen to be filled with classic Captain America comic book images! Kind of cool I guess. Just...uh...just don't touch it. You may..cut yourself! Anyway this is a higher quality t-shirt from the T-Shirt maestros at Mighty Fine tees. They make 'em...good. They're softer because of the higher 30 Single thread count and....they're...uh...better-er. Because.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features the Spiderman mask rendered in the inimitable artistic style of legendary artist Todd McFarlane! You can see it in the eyes baby! Anyway when Todd McFarlane started drawing Spiderman people really took notice. Those dynamic extremely exaggerated positions Spiderman would find himself in while swinging webbing etc...? Let's just say this distinct approach to movement appropriately translated the expression of Spiderman's spider-based power set. It's was...mind blowing to say the least. Anyway cool tribute to an artist and his game-changing approach on a t-shirt produced with a a higher 30 Single thread count! Oh that's what makes it softer than the average t-shirt. The 30 Single thing I mean.