If Spiderman can do what Spider can then does he do all of the really annoying things that come associated with spiders? Does he spend his days webbing up my basement by the water heater? Does he capture bugs and save those tasty little morsels for later? Does he scare the bejezus out of people? Does he spend time kicking people off tuffets? Probably not in retrospect. Spider-man isn't allowed to do anything remotely resembling fun! I kid I kid. He's not the little emo boy he started off as though from time to time we still get an echo. We can just tell him to cheer up with this 100% cotton 30 single t-shirt! I would love to have a shirt made in my colors...wouldn't you? This t-shirt is softer than your normal t-shirt almost like it is made from spider silk! Wait...maybe that's what Spiderman does all day!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features the Spiderman mask rendered in the inimitable artistic style of legendary artist Todd McFarlane! You can see it in the eyes baby! Anyway when Todd McFarlane started drawing Spiderman people really took notice. Those dynamic extremely exaggerated positions Spiderman would find himself in while swinging webbing etc...? Let's just say this distinct approach to movement appropriately translated the expression of Spiderman's spider-based power set. It's was...mind blowing to say the least. Anyway cool tribute to an artist and his game-changing approach on a t-shirt produced with a a higher 30 Single thread count! Oh that's what makes it softer than the average t-shirt. The 30 Single thing I mean.

Made from 100% cotton this soft white t-shirt features a seemingly fractured Spiderman symbol rendered in shards and filled with classic Spiderman comic book action! Hey there's Spiderman kicking a baby! Hey there's Spiderman kicking a headlight! Hey there's Spiderman kicking another baby! Wait.....I don't think that's really on here. Anyway this unique Spiderman t-shirt is from the high-end t-shirt makers at Mighty Fine. So we have softer material due to a higher 30 Single thread count and.....just overall quality construction. Spiderman was not involved in any part of the process so...yeah it should be okay.

Made from 100% Cotton t-shirt this soft black t-shirt features a giant thick screen-printed image of Spiderman's excitable cranium as he expresses surprise due to an unexpected surge of Spider Sense! Perhaps he sensed the toilet seat being left in the upright position? Never mind. This image of Spiderman is rendered in soft fluorescent colors that may or may not react to the aura of a black light. Ask your father.This is a high quality unique big-print tee made from a higher 30 Single thread count making this Spiderman tee softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features a classic slightly distressed image...taken right out of those "old-timey" Spidey comics! Yepps! And for your viewing pleasure the most spine-chilling battle of the month! Yes even more spine-chilling than Spiderman's monthly battle with the landlord! Yes even more spine-chilling than Spiderman's battle with 3 homeless people begging him to stop crying over their sleep-boxes! Every damn night he perches himself on the roof right above 'em and sobs about..about Gwenn this and MJ that and the rent this and the Green Goblin that. Yup. Anyway this is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!