Teenormous T-shirts

Who Knew? What's the ultimate end game for modern society's rampant consumerism and dangerous population growth trends? Three words. Soylent Green Biscuits. Discuss. Kelly Green 100% cotton heavyweight tshirt with the phrase 'Soylent Green Is People' written in a retro-seventies style on the front. Beneath this phrase are several humanoids falling into the deep abyss of the shirt - about to become people biscuits. Yumm. If you haven't seen the movie, add it to your Netflix queue already.

You're so cute, I could just eat you up! It's really a miracle that all babies don't grow up with an intense fear of cannibalism. Adults tell babies they're so cute they're going to "eat them up." Babies chew on their own hands and feet. And we know a lot of geek parents that employ the "om nom nom" strategy on the excessive cuteness of your ordinary infant. This 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper features the words "Soylent Green is ME" in yellow on kelly green. Reinforced three-snap closure and lap-sleeves.

SOYLENT GREEN T-Shirt Celebrate the great taste of Soylent Green with this awesome Soylent Green T-shirt. The secret is out! Now your family can enjoy Soylent Green more than ever. The Soylent Green you loved as a kid is back with more people in every bite! Get this funny t-shirt today! Remember Soylent Green is not just for Tuesdays anymore!

"Soylent Green is made of people, but our t-shirt is made of 100% cotton!"

Front Of Tee: Soylent Green The Taste Differs From Person To Person Imprint Area: 14" X 3" Back Of Shirt Is Blank White Print On A Black Tee 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton