"The only sweat stains you'll ever see on this t-shirt will be from eating jalepeno poppers! The officially licensed Simpsons t-shirt features a print of Homer snoring on the couch alongside the words, ""Springfield Unathletic Department."" The image is distressed to make it appear as though you've washed your clothes before. Heather Gray 90% Lightweight Cotton/10% Polyester Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More Simpsons items: The Simpsons Shirts Size Chart"

Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a card-carrying member of the Hedonist Party! And speaking of party, why aren';t we having one right now? If it feels good, do it -- that';s my philosophy! Let';s start with a few words on Hedonism. Webster';s defines hedonism as the doctrine that pleasure is the sole good in life. The name derives from the Greek word for "delight." The philosopher Democritus is generally credited with-- Oh my God -- snore! What is this, school? We should be eating filet mingon in shorts, or having sex while parasailing or something. This ain';t exactly cuttin'; it for me so I';m out. If anyone needs me, I';ll be on a waterslide at a resort in Jamaica -- not giving a crap about anything outside of my utopian acropolis. Peace!

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Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a swirling vortex of entropy. And since she sleeps like the dead (and has a snoring problem that really needs medical attention), she shouldn't mind you cleaning it. Who wouldn't want to wake up to perfectly organized closets and ironed underthings? So when your roommate floats the idea of sneaking over and shampooing said neighbor's carpet, it seems perfectly logical. Why not? The carpet IS dirty and probably teeming with bacteria. What? He was being sarcastic? How were YOU supposed to know? Maybe he should have been wearing this shirt. This shirt provides a friendly start tag on the front and a end tag on the back of a black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. As if it's going to help..

Your neighbor has this piece of property which she quite erroneously refers to as a home. It's not a home; it's a swirling vortex of entropy. And since she sleeps like the dead (and has a snoring problem that really needs medical attention), she shouldn't mind you cleaning it. Who wouldn't want to wake up to perfectly organized closets and ironed underthings? So when your roommate floats the idea of sneaking over and shampooing said neighbor's carpet, it seems perfectly logical. Why not? The carpet IS dirty and probably teeming with bacteria. What? He was being sarcastic? How were YOU supposed to know? Maybe he should have been wearing this shirt. This shirt provides a friendly start tag on the front and a end tag on the back of a black 100% cotton t-shirt. As if it's going to help..