Teenormous T-shirts

We had one normal shirt made of 100% cotton and then one of 100% polyester. We decided to give them to DC Comics' Scarlet Speedster (The Flash) after he spent the day eating double cheeseburgers. Viola! The 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt! Wait...is that how we made it? Yeah sure why not. Seems logical enough and I'm a big fan of Occam's Razor so we'll just run with that. You cool with that? Yeah you're cool. Anyways this Flash Heather Grey Junk Food T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt manufacturer Junk Food known for their exceptional skill and limited quantity! That's a kind way of saying get this great t-shirt before it is gone for good!

Made from 100% cotton this very slightly off-white t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of...some sort of advertisement; possibly pulled straight out of a DC Comic book given the characters used to promote said advertisement. And...it looks like someone thought to begin their artistic training right on said-said advertisement. I can tell you just by looking....this person should probably stick to landscaping. Anyway this DC classic is born from the clustering sores of the Junk Food T-Shirt empire so we're talking super-soft super-limited and super-instructive!

Made from 100% Cotton this light gray juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a severely faded and purposely distressed image of Batgirl filled with what appears to be a light coloration applied with pastels. Looks like she's positioned in front of a giant orange moon or something. And yes there are a few bats also pastel colored flying the hell around tryin' to I don't know get her phone number maybe? Anyway this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking softer-after-than average material a limited print run and....uh...more good things unique to Junk Food T-Shirts!

Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester this blue juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the....Superman symbol! Yeah! You a fan of Superman? You...a lady? You like the super-soft super-limited high-end but worn-in-appearance qualities indicative of that which can only be known as.....a Junk Food T-Shirt!!??? Yeah? Now let me take it back around....You a fan of Superman? Good. Add to Cart.

Ever see that movie 'SLC Punk'? It is a bunch of anarchist punks growing up in some boring town. One of the most popular robots in history the mighty R2-D2 was set to appear. However they found out that he didn't mesh with his fellow rogues and had to cut R2 from the set of the movie. It's okay cause he would've totally changed the tone of that movie with his rage-filled heart and low tolerance for authority. What you didn't catch that part of his personality? It is all spelled out with beeps and boops! Ugh you people sometimes. I'm not even sure you are fit to wear this 100% cotton Star Wars R2-D2 Cyber Punk Junk Food T-Shirt. It comes from high quality t-shirt maker Junk Food and features R2-D2 showing his true colors. Hey zipping around the Star Wars galaxy will take it's toll sooner or later!