Made from 100% Cotton this almond colored t-shirt features a severely faded/ distressed image of Captain America's shield and his logo appearing as if.....drawn by chalk? Really? Is this the work of your 5 year old brother? He sits there on the sidewalk wearing a blue colored bucket and holding a blue-painted trashcan calling ants "Agents of Hydra" and...smashing them. Apparently he got someone's attention since...he's designing t-shirts! Anyway regardless of the aesthetics this is a Junk Food T-shirt. Now this JF tee is a little heavier than their normal shirt but...it's Junk Food so the following still applies: Softer than freedom more limited than liberty and only slightly less stylish than the Greatest Generation.

How many times have you been sitting there in your Private Chair thinking "I wish I there was a way that I could wear a Poop Sign"? I am a mischievous, sarcastic genie and you have two wishes left.

“You’re not afraid of anything. Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of the box, man eats fish custard. And look you, just sitting there.” dr who, doctor, amy pond, amelia, james hance

"Fun as it is, occasionally, we have to escape ThinkGeek World Domination HQ. So late one afternoon we all took a break and headed down to a local Mexican tavern for margaritas (""And I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt...""). We're sitting there, talking about the latest beer-delivery robots and how popular a caffeinated tequila would be, when the house band kicks off their set. To say it was an odd experience would be a vast understatement. You sort of expect the band to come with a guitar. Or a vocalist. Or if it's in a cantina, a violin or an accordion for the Mariachi of it all. At the very least, there'd definitely be a stringed instrument involved. No such luck. These guys were 100% woodwinds. A bassoon, an oboe... we're not sure what all was in the mix. But it sounded surprisingly great together, as they played their upbeat tunes. We were told by some regulars that they come out with new tunes every week. Now, when you're really g

"Probably every female in IT has experienced this at least once. Here's T-shirt Girl's favorite anecdote from her own collection. Back in her customer service days, she had this lovely exchange with a gentleman who didn't know how to make his modem go: T-Shirt Girl: Thank you for calling [company name redacted]. My name is [T-Shirt Girl]. How may I help you? Gentleman Caller: I'm looking for technical support. T-Shirt Girl: Okay. What seems to be the problem? Gentleman Caller: No, I need [enunciating] tech-ni-cal sup-port. T-Shirt Girl: Right. How can I help you? Gentleman Caller: You're female. T-Shirt Girl: Umhmm. [at this point the gentleman hung up, presumably running away screaming] (Would it be wrong to say that I hope he can't read this because he's still sitting there trying to figure out how to get his 9600 baud modem to connect?) ""I am the IT Guy"" emblazoned in white on a black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.".