We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under the dock. And there they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock. It was rock monster!!! ROCK MONSTER!!!! Yes that B-52s song was about Marvel's The Thing but due to copy right issues with the Fantastic Four the song was changed to 'Rock Lobster'. Now that'll learn you! Where was I? Oh yes! The 100% cotton Ben Grimm The Thing Distressed 30 Single T-Shirt which features a distressed retro image of our dear friend the Thing and unlike the Thing this shirt is way softer than your standard issue shirt. Quality and style in one place? Booo-yah!

This is a great 100% cotton Star Wars Ship Diagrams 30 Single T-Shirt which shows off the schematics for the TIE Fighter X-Wing and Millennium Falcon. You see in the future having some lines pointing to random parts of the craft is enough for the engineers in Star Wars to put something together! No insert part A into slot B here folks...it's straight up cut and dry! I always wanted a TIE Fighter; mainly for the sound effect. Heck I wish my car would make that screaming noise of the twin-ion engine. I bet those things get great mileage. Oh and I almost forgot to mention - this shirt is made from a 30 single thread count making this shirt softer than the average tee.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features a classic slightly distressed image...taken right out of those "old-timey" Spidey comics! Yepps! And for your viewing pleasure the most spine-chilling battle of the month! Yes even more spine-chilling than Spiderman's monthly battle with the landlord! Yes even more spine-chilling than Spiderman's battle with 3 homeless people begging him to stop crying over their sleep-boxes! Every damn night he perches himself on the roof right above 'em and sobs about..about Gwenn this and MJ that and the rent this and the Green Goblin that. Yup. Anyway this is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

This is ERRMERICA! Where men are ripped out with muscles have straight crew cuts and have enough fire arms to be ruled a crime against humanity! Yeah! Of course I'm getting all of this information from this 100% cotton GI Joe 'Does My Arm Pit Smell?' 30 Single T-Shirt. It isn't like anybody in GI Joe or Cobra could hit anything anyways. They are kind of like Vogons in that regard. Sure there is crazy amounts of laser fire coming from every direction but nobody will be seriously hurt. That's how wars should be fought! Anyways this GI Joe 'Does My Arm Pit Smell?' 30 Single T-Shirt features a primary image of Duke on a backdrop of Joes. This shirt is also made from a 30 single thread count making this shirt as cuddly as Snowjob!

Made from 100% cotton this soft navy blue t-shirt features some extremely classic iterations of some Mighty Marvel stalwarts.....and Wolverine. Not sure how he made it in this picture from 1969...but there he is. I suppose his visage may increase the sales of this t-shirt. Much like...every other Marvel Comic. Yeah maybe. Anyway this soft tee has a distressed scratchy graphic featuring: The Thing! Hulk! Iron Man! Ghost Rider! Thor! Uh...Wolverine! Spiderman! Captain America! Thor! They're adorning a a 30 single t-shirt made with a higher 30 single thread count!