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"Theres many things that a woman considers before she gives you her phone number at a bar. Things like, ""Would I Fu*k Him"". ""Dose he have a good job?"". ""Dose he have a girlfriend?"". ""Will he give me the clap?"". We will assume for a moment you aren't the ugliest person in the world, so she would probably have sex with you, and since you are looking to buy this hoodie on the internet we will assume you have some kind of job. The sweatshirt says the rest! Overdose Clothing, offering the tightest line of rude and offensive novelty hoodies brings you this awesome addition. Premium prints on super comfortable sweatshirts. Get your point across with one of these loud Novelty hoodies. You will get laughs and compliments on your new sweatshirt!"

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are proof that one can have a total blast riding around on skateboards in the sewer munching on some pizza and conversing with a talking rat without doing drugs first. The Turtles are all about some wholesome fun and in keeping with their squeaky clean image comes this high-thread count shirt 52% cotton and 48% polyester boldly capturing the Turtles in all of their clear-eyed glory. Let's just hope they never make pizza a schedule 1 drug.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a classic (and what appears to be a) Kirby-rendered image featuring an extremely jubilant Silver Surfer; pleased as punch to be free of that crappy congested foul smelling planet Earth. And really who wouldn't be (hardy-har). This particular image is colored as though it might be affected by one of those black-light bulbs; right like that felt Molly Hatchet poster hanging in your fathers' "office." So if you happen to be wearing this particular t-shirt in close proximity to one of the mysterious aforementioned black-light bulbs prepare for a very moderate yet surprisingly hypnotic psychedelic experience. This Silver Surfer t-shirt is produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt.

The Galactic Empire Company Picnics are kind of weird and somewhat awkward. I mean you spend all day walking around in a TIE Pilot or Stormtrooper outfit with one of those bulky helmets on and you never get to see your co-workers. Oh wow Stormtrooper number 64578 is a girl....and she's cute? The TIE Fighter flight group leader is really Christopher Walken? I want him on my team for the potato sack races across ravines outside of Mos Eisely! You guys hear that the winner gets a brand new TIE Fighter Advanced and this great 100% cotton 30 single Star Wars Fly or Die 30S T-Shirt! It is a 30 single meaning that this shirt is as soft as a wookie put through a washing machine with twice the amount of softener. Even if you don't win you're always free to still get this shirt and tell them that you won anyways. The only people that will know any different is Darth Vader...and Christopher Walken.