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"George Kastanza ""My Boys Can Swim!"" T-Shirt :: Seinfeld George Kastanza. This is an officialy licensed Seinfeld Product! George says that he would never sink to fix-ups, saying that a fix up is one step away from prostitution or personal ads (However, in The Race he replies to a personal ad in the Daily Worker). Jerry and Elaine set George up with Elaine's friend Cynthia. They hit it off and have sex in George's kitchen but he is horrified to discover that Kramer has given him a defective condom. George's girlfriend says she misses her period leading george to belive he ""accidently"" had gotton her pregnent. MY BOYS CAN SWIM! george exclaims in a moment of achievement. His glory would only last so long though as Cynthia finaly gets her period by the end of the episode. At the end of the episode sees George, Elaine, Jerry and Cynthia sitting down for dinner at a restaurant when George begins to eat his appetizer in a way that seems to disgust Cynthia. Needless to say that was just a

Seinfeld Boys Can Swim T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Seinfeld t-shirt.

Officially licensed Seinfeld George Jerk Store Black T Shirt. Features George's face with a line from a classic Seinfeld episode: The jerk store called... they're running out of you. 100% cotton.

Seinfeld Nothing T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Seinfeld t-shirt.

Description This Seinfeld shirt features George yelling the quote "My Boys Can Swim!". This line is from the episode where Elaine fixed George up with her friend Cynthia. Kramer gave him defective condoms and George used them because he is a cheapskate. Makes a great gift for Seinfeld fans as well as for someone who recently learned they will be a father for the first time.