What makes a presidential candidate tick? We may never know, but studying his ancestry may give us a clue. This scientific diagram of Paramecium Barackobamarelia comes on a navy t-shirt and is guaranteed to change the way you dress.

There is peak oil and the atomic bomb and Joseph Stalin reborn as strange and vengeful weather patterns but there is also waking up in the morning hoping that the sink is not full of dishes, that there is enough milk for cereal and coffee, that pets or children have not vomited on our last clean pair of pants, that our closets remain shark-free.

Matt Forsythe is the purveyor of Coming Up for Air dot net and author of Eisner-award nominated comic Ojingogo. This is his first shirt design, Bears and Beer, conveniently available in up to 3XL!

Rain drops keep falling on White Ninja, and he's the only contestant in the Wet White Ninja Suit Contest.

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