"Nobody messed with Fred Sanford, and nobody will mess with you when you wear this officially licensed ""Sanford and Son"" t-shirt! When Fred ain't happy, he's not too old to slap you upside your face. This black cotton tee features a vintage-look print of Redd Foxx alongside his iconic threat, ""How 'bout 5 cross yo lip?"" Black 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Sanford and Son items: Sanford and Son Shirts Size Chart"

Sanford and Son Cross T Shirt This is an officially licensed Sanford and Son t-shirt.

"Sanford & Son ""Here's 5 Across Yo Lip"" T-Shirt Sanford & son is one of the best known sitcoms of all time, and for good reason! Fred Sanford was well know for all this grumpy comments threw out the years of the show. One of the most memorable is right here on this shirt and it says ""Here's 5 Across Yo Lip!"" Sanford is a sarcastic, stubborn, and argumentative antiques and junk dealer, whose frequent money-making schemes routinely backfired and created more troubles. Lamont dearly would have liked to enjoy independence but loved his father too much to leave him to his devices and schemes. Although each owned an equal share in the business and technically Fred was the boss, Lamont often found himself doing all the work and having to order his father to complete tasks and duties."

Darth Vader is a straight up Gangsta yo. It wasn't Coolio singing about living in a Gangsta's Paradise it was our man Darth Vader; Duke of the Dark Side King of the Sith Popcorn Playa Prime! You think the Death Star was a death dealing space station? Naw son it was originally suppose to be the galaxy's biggest piece of bling. It was that pesky Emperor who demanded some other function than impressing the ladies. Oh well. At least Darth Vader got a small measure of ego-inflating goodness with this Super Ewok Soft 60% cotton 25% polyester and 15% rayon Darth Vader Yo Junk Food Triblend T-Shirt. Sure it isn't the galaxy's biggest piece of bling but it is a high quality t-shirt a cut way above the rest. This shirt redefines the word soft which is exactly what Anakin Skywalker always hoped to attain(I think?). Coming from Junk Food this shirt is the absolute pinnacle in quality and supplies are limited!

The Superman's Kiss Juniors Junk Food Scoop T-Shirt is made from 100% cotton and comes from uber-producer Junk Food! They are so good that we have to include them in the title. No joke either! Why you might ask? Well these guys make some of the finest shirts on the planet. The shirt has a much higher quality thread count than your average run of the mill t-shirt and this produces a crazy soft t-shirt! I kind of want to just curl up with this t-shirt and cuddle. I wonder what kind of effect the Superman's Kiss Juniors Junk Food Scoop T-Shirt will have on those that are around you? I'm sure they'll become instantly enamored with the vintage look of Superman and some lady that isn't Lois. Wait...what? Maybe this t-shirt has more power than we realize!