Steal My Identity

Steal My Sanity

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this softer than average heather blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of freakin' Voltron defender of the whole din-dang-darn universe...and Japanese characters stating the very same thing. We think. Or the denoted Japanese phrase could be saying something like"Jelly for sale in windy Copernicus." Uh...yeah maybe. Anyway it's the super-robot Voltron whose super-form is created through the combination of 5 smaller lion-shaped robot-things. Yup. Voltron saved my planet once. Yup. There were like 15 Robeasts trying to steal my opera fudge and Voltron like split 'em in quarters with that giant freaking sword of his. Then the green lion reached out it's...uh....mouth-hand thing. Then Blazing Sword was pointed at my opera fudge. Then I calmly handed the box over to Voltron.

"It's the perfect t-shirt for comic fans powered by avarice! In DC Comics' massive crossover, ""Blackest Night,"" the villainous Larfleeze, a.k.a. Agent Orange, is the only being who wields the orange light of the emotional spectrum. His orange power ring is capable of creating an entire Orange Lantern Corps of constructs to steal the identities of others for Larfleeze's own purposes. This collectible tee represents one of the seven lantern corps introduced in ""Blackest Night."" Orange 100% Cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Green Lantern items: The Green Lantern Merchandise"

"It's the star of ""Futurama"" himself, Bender Bending Rodriguez! This officially licensed ""Futurama"" tee features the sticky-fingered robot dropping his catchphrase, ""Bite My Shiny Metal Ass."" Order (or steal) one today, meatbag! Black 100% Soft Cotton Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More Futurama items: Futurama Shirts Size Chart"