"If you don't straighten out, you're going to end up 35 years old, thrice divorced, and living in a van down by the river! This officially licensed ""Saturday Night Live"" t-shirt features a vintage-look print of a van alongside motivational speaker Matt Foley's classic catchphrase, ""Livin' in a Van Down by the River."" Charcoal 100% cotton More SNL items: Saturday Night Live Merchandise Size Chart"

This is an officially licensed Saturday Night Live product. This t-shirt features Chris Farley as Matt Foley and says "Living In A Van Down By The River!"

Saturday Night Live Van T Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Saturday Night Live t-shirt.

"Well, la-dee frickin' dah! It's an officially licensed ""Saturday Night Live"" ringer t-shirt featuring Chris Farley's unforgettable motivational speaker character, Matt Foley. Do yourself a favor and order this t-shirt... otherwise you may well end up 35 years old, thrice divorced, livin' in a van down by the river! Light Blue with Navy Ringers 100% Lightweight Cotton Athletic Fit Officially Licensed More SNL items: Saturday Night Live Merchandise Size Chart"

Matt's taken on a new gig - helping those who also aspire to be motivational speakers...all while living IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!