Republicans Are Dicks

Celebrate the Grand Ol' Party in style with this tribute to Dick Cheney, Dick Armey, and Dick (aka Rick) Santorum. Just make sure to keep these under wraps when traveling to the Red States- conservatives aren't known for their senses of humor. We hope Dick Cheney doesn't shoot us for this one.
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$19.98 from Meatspace Tees

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