Raptor Jesus

It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live.
male, female - adult
$9 from Far Out Shirts

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