Mario Raccoon T Shirt This is an officially licensed Nintendo t-shirt.

You know what would be a really bad first day? Getting hired in Raccoon City. Being a cop is already hard enough but let's just say that Raccoon City gets a bit hairy. That Resident Evil decided to move down from the woods; and well it kind of avalanches from there. At least if you make it through the experience I am sure the President will hire you as a Secret Service member and send you after his daughter in some gawd-awful country filled with some very bizarre things. Wait what was I talking about? Oh yeah working in Raccoon City. This 100% cotton t-shirt is great for Resident Evil fans and people named Leon. I hope you get hazard pay.

Zombies man. Do you really want to mess with them? You know they keep coming too. Sometimes they are slow and a bit lethargic and other times they are like a crack-addicted badger who hasn't eaten in 3 weeks. It is the latter that is just a tad bit scarier but those slow moving shambles of flesh can quickly overrun you...'specially if you are reloading. Lord knows how many times I screamed like a little baby when one of those baddies started chomping on my neck. Damn zombie didn't even buy me a drink first! I'm not that kind of video gamer k? At least I made it through all of the Resident Evils and I truly am a survivor(though I may have had to continue at least once). You may find yourself a bit sweaty from all of that running in absolute terror so when you stop you want something that breathes...like this 100% cotton t-shirt claiming that you are a survivor of the fabled Raccoon City incident. It's ok we won't tell anybody you were hiding in the sewers when the bombs started dropping

Mario Raccoon Suit T-Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Mario t-shirt.

Mario Raccoon Suit T-Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Mario t-shirt.