Redundancy

"Now say it with a Statement T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""Redundancy Deptartment"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

Redundancy Deptartment, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this Navy Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

"Online Exclusive! To us, it seems kind of redundant to call this the ""Metal Mulisha Trouble"" hoodie. After all, the M/M brand is pretty much synonymous with mayhem- a mission carried out to the utmost with this zip hoodie, dyed black with shining bright, blood red details on both sides. The stitching and print you can see for yourself, and all are pretty standardly sick Metal Mulisha. Our favorite bit, however, are the red-ringed vents on the pockets, which make it look like you got bit twice by something poisonous and nasty. In which case we take back what we said earlier- you really are in a specific kind of trouble now. Center zipper with M/M logo pull. Solid black body, matching drawstrings. Twin front pockets splitting zipper at waist. Metal Mulisha stitching on front, print on back. 18.5"" shoulder, 30.5"" length, 28.5"" arms. Size medium shown and mea"

Sure, he';s one of the greatest and most prolific composers in the history of Western music, but can you just imagine what Mozart could have done with a keytar? Think about it. The guy wrote 27 concertos that redefined what music could be, using a regular old piano. Now strap him to an electronic keyboard with FM synthesizer, sustain switch and a virtually endless range of onboard voice effects. Rock me, Amadeus! Matter of fact, Falco';s 80s classic "Rock Me Amadeus" would have been rendered totally redundant. People would have been like, "Duh! All Amadeus ever did was rock!" Of course, giving Mozart a keytar more than 200 years before New Wave might change history in ways we didn';t expect. Perhaps a young Beethoven would have forgone his classical training to form a band called Flock of Seagulls. Who knows?