Most of today's geek and gamer parents were corrupted during their formative years by Dungeons and Dragons. However, today we have a new evil influence to wrestle with: Video Games. We watch blindly as countless children are trained by these "killing simulators" in the use of large bazookas and Photo Blasters. The J!NX crew sentences all forementioned maniacs to wear this shirt at all times as a red flag to those around them.
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