And God said... "Let the earth put forth vegetation... plants yielding seed... and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed... each according to its kind... upon the earth." And God saw that it was good. -Genesis 1:11 So he made us make this T Shirt! :)

"Kill ';em with kindness." The Dalai Lama may not have actually said this, but it pretty much boils down his philosophy. And we think it';s a great mantra. Because let';s face it, there are more jerks out there now than ever. Thanks to the Internet, any jackass can spew whatever unsolicited rant he or she wants under the cozy shelter of anonymity. And it';s not just the nitwits on the fringe. We';ve all been guilty of the occasional surly email. Basically, technology has made us a society of unaccountable d-bags. But who says we have to be? Next time someone';s being an ass to you, try responding in the kindest possible way. You';ll see, it really screws with their head. And unless they';re just a lousy person, they';ll probably be left feeling petty and embarrassed. And wondering what the hell your secret is.

"We here at TG World Domination HQ love us some bacon. Well, except for the vegetarians. (Honestly, most of them love it and yet manage to restrain themselves. We don't know how they do it.) The Pork Checkoff (which is a national pork lobbying organization but makes us imagine Pigs in Space talking about nuclear wessels) put out a document that has all sorts of statistics - a pie chart with a blue wedge indicating bacon cheeseburgers accounted for 13% of restaurant pork eatings in 2009, one that shows that bacon was 18.2% of US in-home pork consumption in 2009 (topped only by ham and sausage), a bar graph showing how ""menued pork items"" have grown over the past 10 years. Besides making verbs out of nouns and nouns out of verbs, they provide us with neat numbers to sink our teeth into. Then we got to the ""Estimated Daily U.S. Slaughter Capacity"" table, which made us cringe. According to the USDA Foreign Agricultural Service's 2009 data, your average American eats a little over 64 lb

It was the 1980s -- Atari brought 8-bit video games home as Eddie Murphy made us laugh, Molly Ringwald made us swoon, Michael Jackson made us dance and a young Michael Jordan brought basketball to life in the Windy City. The Chicago Bulls had a great run, but like all good things it came to an end; Ringwald got old, Jordan got fat, Murphy got weird and Jackson got dead. The celebrities may never recover, but video games and the Bulls both kick ass again and this fun design ties the two to a nostalgic past and bright future - Old Skool!

They made us many promises but, they kept only one. They promised to take our land -- and they did - Red Cloud