Pirate Booty Creeper
Davy Jones's Hamper *ahem* Rather than delve deeper into potty humor, we thought we might speak to the awesomeness which is the infant skull. Everybody knows that babies have soft spots on their noggins (which you should not press like a Trouble popper). Called "fontanelles," these spaces allow the baby's skull bones to move and even overlap as your wee geek travels through the birth canal. (We're reminded of Eugene Victor Tooms from season 1 of The X-Files. Please give your baby to the F.B.I. if it begins eating human livers.) The coolest part about having a smooshable skull? The infant brain is able to be imaged using ultrasonography since there's no acoustic barrier. Unless you drill a hole in yours, there's no brain sonogram for you. Ahh, trepanation. Good times.* Cute pirate skull and crossbones printed in white on the front of a black 5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton creeper. Tiny booty printed in white on the booty. Short sleeves with lap shoulders. Reinforced three-snap
male - adult
male - adult
$12.99 from Think Geek
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