This is an officially licensed Chuck Norris product. This t-shirt features Chuck Norris and says "Chuck Norris Destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise"

Chuck Norris isn't a scientist, he's an artist. A martial artist! Show your chemistry teacher why it'll be unnecessary for you to learn the periodic table with this one-of-a-kind Chuck Norris t-shirt. Better yet, surprise a friend with one! White 100% cotton Officially Licensed More Chuck Norris items: Chuck Norris Shirts

You'll love this funny Chuck Norris t-shirt. Chuck Norris the weather man: cloudy with a 90% chance of pain! Some helpful Chuck Norris facts to consider before buying this t-shirt: - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. - Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. - Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. - Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt finally gives us the answer to the question we have all been pondering for years. "Chuck Norris Let The Dogs out"!   

Description This Chuck Norris t-shirt warns you: Chuck Norris has two speeds - Walk and Kill.