Pedro's Donkey Rentals: Pick Your Own Ass

Somewhere between the grand canyon and old Mexico is a lazy little tourist trap you might want to check out next time you are in the area. Mr. Pedro loves to have company, and he loves to charge his company to ride his donkeys. If you pay enough, you get to pick your own. Otherwise, you'll probably end up on "Peppy," the tiny donkey with a bad attitude (and worse gas.)
male, female - adult
$15.00 from Conch Tees

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