Well ain';t this some stuff -- a little taste of your own medicine! Nope, sorry, I can';t take the boot off -- I only have the power to put them on. Oh, I';m sure it';s all a huge misunderstanding. All you need to do is call the number on the tickets, pay the combined $1587.32 fine, and hope that the boot remover gets here before the tow truck, which is already on its way. Sure, you can protest the tickets. Simply take a day off work and wait in line in some hellacious courtroom for eight hours until the asshole desk clerk says that you';re in the wrong building. You know, standard stuff. Of course, since you will have already paid the fees, we naturally take that as an admission of guilt.
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