Teenormous T-shirts

Amish dont drink or drive t shirt. Let me paint a picture for you. It's July, you're driving through Pennsylvania Dutch Country, and your 1978 Camero just died on you. Divert road trip disaster by wearing this shirt and going to the nearest electricity free home and ask the Amish for some help. We think they will appreciate the props, and it shows you have a deep understanding of their way of life. They love that kind of stuff! Be sure to check out our other funny amish shirt. ?

Live free or drive - ride a bike and keep in shape, be healthy and save money!

If you know any Amish people, then you'll probably have to get this for them. Chances are, they don't know about the internet yet. huh? x More about Amish: Don't Drink or Drive This shirt is a reference to the fact that Amish do not drink or drive.

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"I Get Friskey When I Drink Whiskey Mens T-Shirt . Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""Friskey When I Drink Whiskey"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton for a cool and comfortable fit every time."