Ten years ago, on a lonely planet, amongst dusty speakers and empty pyramids, an anonymous DJ astronaut walked atop his ship. Plugging his helmet wire into the hologram turntables in front of him, his hand raised to the sky. He dropped the needle to the record. Earth-shattering bass rippled through the dusty planet, creating hundreds of little dust clouds dotting the landscape. Thousands of lights from ships started appearing in front of the astro rocker, revealing people and aliens alike cracking open canned beer and dancing atop their trashy Spaceships. This went on for an entire decade. It was the longest DJ set this astronaut had ever played. He came back to earth battered and hung-over with only one thing on his mind: Space, Lasers, Bass and Faders. Inspired by astronauts and tested by DJs, this t-shirt fills the gap between music and space travel.

Our own original Beer Shamrock Distressed St. Patrick's Day Bottle Opener Black TShirt. Features a crackled print perfect for St. Pat's Day! This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. 100% cotton.Note: This is a pre-order that will ship by the end of February.

Our own original I Want You Inside Me Beer Mug St. Patrick's Day Bottle Opener Green TShirt. Features a funny print that will be great on St. Pat's! This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. 100% cotton.Note: This is a pre-order that will ship by the end of February.

Our own original I Shamrock Beer St. Patrick's Day Bottle Opener Black Graphic Tee Shirt. Features a distressed St. Pat's Day take on 'I Love Beer.' This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. 100% cotton.Note: This is a pre-order that will ship by the end of February.

Our own original Dr. Seuss Inspired Drunk 2 Bottle Opener Green Graphic T Shirt. A parody of 'Thing 2', this tee is perfect for Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, or a night out. This Beer Tap tee features a functional bottle opener on the bottom of the tee. Pair it up with our Drunk 1 shirt for a great group costume idea! 100% cotton.Note: This is a pre-order that will ship by the end of February.