"It's never lupus! This cheeky ""House"" t-shirt features the definition to one of the most commonly proposed diagnoses from the medical drama series. The front of the t-shirt reads, ""SYSTEMIC LUPUS ERYTHEMATOSUS (SLE) N, an inflammatory connective tissue disease hat is often held to be an autoimmune disease and that occurs chiefly in women, is characterized especially by fever, skin rash, and arthritis, often by acute hemolytic anemia, by small hemorrhages in the skin and mucous membranes, by inflammation of the pericardium, and in serious cases by involvement of the kidneys and central nervous system.""The back of the shirt reads, ""It's not lupus."" Navy 100% Lightweight Cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Athletic Fit More House items: House Merchandise"

"It's never lupus! This cheeky ""House"" juniors t-shirt features the definition to one of the most commonly proposed diagnoses from the medical drama series. The front of the t-shirt reads, ""SYSTEMIC LUPUS ERYTHEMATOSUS (SLE) N, an inflammatory connective tissue disease hat is often held to be an autoimmune disease and that occurs chiefly in women, is characterized especially by fever, skin rash, and arthritis, often by acute hemolytic anemia, by small hemorrhages in the skin and mucous membranes, by inflammation of the pericardium, and in serious cases by involvement of the kidneys and central nervous system.""The back of the t-shirt reads, ""It's not lupus."" Navy 100% lightweight cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Junior Fit More House items: House Merchandise"

Listen, we need to talk. I think you';re great. A really sweet person. But I think we need some space for a while. I';m in a weird place in my life, and I';m just not ready to commit to a longterm relationship. It';s not you, it';s me. Oh, who am I kidding? It';s not me -- it';s you. It';s totally you. I mean, why would it be me? If it were me, then what would I do -- break up with myself? No, it';s clearly you. You are the problem. And as long as I';m being honest, I';m not in a "weird place in my life." I';m in a totally normal place. And I don';t need "some space for a while." I need to get away. From you. Permanently. And while I';m at it, you';re not even a sweet person. In fact, you';re kind of a dick. But I hope we can still be friends.

I like to have my own little Birthday month, and also a celebration for my half birthday in December.  During my birthday and half birthday months I get to do whatever I want whenever I want to, and everyone has to call me at least once a day with well wishes.  What do I do the other 304 days of the year?  I wear the It's Not My Birthday Tshirt, so I still get the attention, but it's a way thats not quite as pushy as it is in June and December.  I recommend wearing this to all of your friends birthday parties, and also to TGI Fridays when they are singing to someone so you can stand right behind them and be in their pictures until the end of time.  It's Not My Birthday today, is it yours?

I like to have my own little Birthday month, and also a celebration for my half birthday in December.  During my birthday and half birthday months I get to do whatever I want whenever I want to, and everyone has to call me at least once a day with well wishes.  What do I do the other 304 days of the year?  I wear the It's Not My Birthday Tshirt, so I still get the attention, but it's a way thats not quite as pushy as it is in June and December.  I recommend wearing this to all of your friends birthday parties, and also to TGI Fridays when they are singing to someone so you can stand right behind them and be in their pictures until the end of time.  It's Not My Birthday today, is it yours?