I'm Not A Bitch I'm The Bitch, You will be able to picture yourself walking anywhere in this Black Hooded 50/50 Sweatshirt. Designed for warmth and durability the 7.5 ounce, 50/50 blend fleece fabric with double-ply hood provides protection from a blinding snow storm at the North Pole or from blowing sand in the Mojave Desert. This hooded sweat is versitility plus. The convenient pouch pocket keeps hands warm or holds a water bottle. The matching drawstring and metal grommets on the hood make sure it stays where it belongs. The set-in sleeves, ribbed cuffs and banded bottom all keep this shirt together in a way that makes durability its middle name.

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We love the TV Show The Big Bang Theory and that inspired this I'm Not Insane, My Mother Had Me Tested t-shirt.

"I'm Not a Drunk...I'm Just Chemically Off Balanced"100% cotton, preshrunk, high quality, heavyweight T-shirtImage size: 12" X 15"Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL & 6XL!

This is an officially licensed The Office product. This t-shirt features Michael Scott saying "I'm not superstitious... I'm a little stitious"