Olde Fortran

Olde Fortran
Screw Fortran 77, Fortran 90, and Fortran 95. We'll upgrade to Fortran Forty. There are so many beer options today. When you're selecting the beer for your discerning palate, you want to get advice from someone who knows what he's talking about. How about our favorite immoral robot? We consider him an alcohol connoisseur. Stress on the con. Bender has a thing for Olde Fortran. We hear it's brewed with the finest acid rain in a robot's chest cavity ("Taste the circuits!"), but we can't prove it. Also, Lando Calrissian may be in its advertisements. We can't prove that either. Basically, all we have is a big ol' paper sack of rumor. Tasty, buzz-inducing rumor. Distressed Olde Fortran label printed on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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