Classic Tobias. tobias, arrested development, blue man group, humor, tv

Penguins are one of the coolest breed of birds. They are flightless and hang out at the icy beaches on the Antarctica. Many penguins gaze into the sky, wishing that for one day they too could spread their wings and fly. With a few waddles and many failed attempts to get off the ground all penguins soon just say, ""Screw It I'll Walk"".

Don't Squeeze Me, I'll Fart! by Michael Jonathan Smith. adventure time, adventuretime, jake, michael jonathan smith, dogs, glasses, pockets, breast pocket

You should buy this shirt. I’m just saiyan. It would make you pretty cool. dragon ball z, dragonball z, dbz, dragon ball, dragonball, super saiyan, saiyan, ssj, ssj2, ssj3, ssj4, goku, son goku, humor, funny, pun, nerd, geek, anime

Listen, Captain, all this nautical mumbo jumbo you';ve been telling us is really interesting, but let me spare you the trouble. Really, I';m just here for the booze. No offense. I';m glad to know about "tacking" and "jibing" and "basic flotation integrity." All that crap is great. But the truth is, I wouldn';t know a keelboat from a cruise ship. I just wanna get out there on the Bay and chug a few cold ones while watching the sunset. I think I probably speak for everyone in this Sailing Certification class when I say let';s cut to the chase and get this party started! So whadda ya say? Yes, I';ll leave. This has been a terrible booze cruise anyway.