No Normal Humans

"Normals" Need Not Apply We're not members of the SOS Brigade, but we can totally agree with this sentiment from Haruhi from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Why go for normal when there are other options out there? Of course, when you can control events, it's easier to make aliens, time travel, or injectable nanobots happen. Still, "No Normal Humans" is a good maxim for life. Normal is boring. Strange is good. The front of the shirt says "Not interested in normal humans" in Kanji and Hiragana on the front with a generic human figure. The back has a silhouette of Haruhi with the words "Hahiru Suzumiya from East Junior High School." Printed in orange and white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note: "Haruhi" is intentionally misspelled as "Hahiru" on the back for parody purposes.
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