Merchandising! Merchandising! No lunchbox or flame thrower yet, but we do have this wonderful May the Schwartz be with you shirt.You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.

"Support Our Troops T-Shirt. We are so pleased at the strength of our armed forces, and the rapid, merciful yet merciless campaign by the Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force, the Reserves... and of course troops of the Coast Guard who are waging these wars so well. The tactical mercilessness of our forces are something to be proud of. There is an old Chinese saying. ""Merciless is mercy"" , and I think our troops are saving lives by showing no mercy from a tactical standpoint."

"Don't Be Jealous Girls T-Shirt. Now say it with a Statement T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Lick Here For Full View? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash?. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve ""Proven Penis Enlarger"" t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton for a cool and comfortable fit every time."

"Will Work For Beer Sex T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Trust Me I'm A Doctor? to ?Thats Mr. Asshole To You?. How about a t-shirt that says ?I Scored High On My Drug Test? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. On the front of this shirt it says ""Will Work For Beer, Will Work For Sex"""

"Used To Be Schizophrenic Girls T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Trust Me I'm A Doctor? to ?Thats Mr. Asshole To You?. How about a t-shirt that says ?I Scored High On My Drug Test? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. On the front of this shirt it says ""I used to be schizophrenic but we're OK now"""