"There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so ;) ""Hey Mark, I don't have a modem and can't connect to the Internet, can you fix this?"" ""I removed some of the pins from my monitor cable because it didn't seem to fit right, now it's not working at all...can you fix my computer?"" Hey Sally, Can you fix my Internet, everytime I visit a website it says my host is unknown"" ""NO! NO! Now Go Away Before I Replace You With A Very Small Shell Script!"" You say... 50% cotton / 50% polyester black hoodie with front pocket aka kangaroo. ""No, I will not fix your computer."" printed on the front in white.".

"There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Especially when they're older and theoretically more world-wise and should know how to do it on their own! It's like they think that because you're closer to the cables and your hands fit into small nooks you somehow automatically become their personal computer assistant. Because, clearly, you have Nothing Better To Do. Well, no more. This shirt should fend off your parents, your friends' parents, your parents' friends, and basically any combination thereof. It says that you are capable of fixing their computers. It's just that you won't. The same way they can drive you to the movies every time you want to go, but won't. A little turnabout is fair-play, we think. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares ""No, I will not fix your computer.""".

Just because I know how to use a computer does not mean I will fix your computer. Learn how to fix it yourself or pay someone to do it. Don't ask me to fix your computer again.

Let them know that you are not a free service! geek, funny, free, nerd, not, no, computer, repair, fix

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