Never Seen Star Wars TShirt

Never Seen Star Wars TShirt
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Along time ago in a galaxy far, far away... It's is a really bad time forthe universe. Rebel spaceships are battling Darth Vader, who canstrangle people to death by simply flipping them the bird. He lives inthe DEATH STAR, which kind of looks like a giant AT&T logo. (Not reallysure what it does though.) Hmmm, let's see... Oh, Princess Leia. Sheputs a hologram inside R2D2, who then delivers the message to... HanSkywalker. I'm pretty sure they're brother and sister, but maybe you'renot supposed to know that yet. Wait, are the ewoks in this one? I can'tremember. Why is it called "Episode IV"? Isn't this the first one? Ah,screw it, I've never seen Star Wars. And I'm proud to sayit.