No disrespect to George, Thomas, Teddy and Abe, but if we';re gonna truck out to the middle of South Dakota to see some faces in a big rock, they';d better be some faces we can relate to. Behold, Mount Rapmore! Now this is a national monument we can get down with -- Biggie, Pac, Jam Master Jay and Eazy E. If these guys don';t represent the American dream, we don';t know who does. When you think about it, there are some eery similarities between Eazy and Abe Lincoln. Both had a way with words. Both were known to wear hats and smoke. And it was actually Lincoln who originally wrote, "I don';t slang or bang / I just smoke motherf**kers like it ain';t no thang." (Fun fact: He later changed the passage to, "Four score and seven years ago...")
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