The problem with ranting against "Mission hipsters" is that everyone is one, and nobody admits to being one. We, on the other hand, freely admit guilt. But if you';re still grappling with whether you qualify, here';s a quick test: 1. Do you sometimes call Ritual Roasters "the office?" (Add 1 point.) 2. Does your schnoodle also have an ironic sweater? (Add 2 points.) 3. Do you know what a Bicycle Music Festival is? (Add 2 points.) 4. Do you keep a journal of your Muni travels? (Add 1 point.) Are you looking for a publisher? (Add 3 points.) 5. Do you refer to anything east of Valencia as "the deep Mission"? (Add 1 point.) 6. Did your last "political rally" concern the opening of an American Apparel store? (Add 1 point.) 7. Were you wearing an American Apparel product at the time? (Add 2 points.) 8. Do you know who Cesar Chavez was? (Subtract 2 points.) If you totaled 7 or more points, congrats! You';re officially part of the problem.
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